Roommates

When you're trying to sleep and you hear the peeps of soap and suds But the sounds of washing hands were not preceded by a flush Kinda confused, the order they choose, the questions they've created You can rest assured, the things you've heard Your roommate just masturbated (Good for them) When you're trying to sleep and you hear the peeps of groans and grunts But the sounds of constant thumping are multiplied by 20 times Kinda perplexed, the sounds of rough sex are louder than they should be Though it seems absurd the things you've heard Your roommate is having an orgy They didn't even invite you Do they think my dick is weird? (Could've given me a heads up) When you're trying to sleep and you can't believe your roommate's such A complete and utter fuck machine, a sexual deviant But something feels wrong, cause throughout this song the air has felt quite sketchy As your face turns red and you feel the dread You realize, yeah you realize You don't have a roommate (Oh no)