Eat Your Salad

Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy I like them both fresh, like them both juicy I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car All of my groceries are divided by weight And stored in glass jars (yeah) Got my reusable bag That's swag, my flex, my flag Zero waste, that is my jam Save fuel and sell your truck The karma comes for free and so does luck All aboard the green Titanic Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic No ice in the way, no need to panic All the signs are there, let's go organic Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me (Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?) Know that being green is hot (it's hot) Being green is cool (it's cool) Eat your salad, save the planet Being green is sexy as fuck Being green is hot (it's hot) Being green is cool (it's cool) Eat your salad, save the planet Being green is sexy as you Ring, ring, goddamn, it's an exam, let's go Get your trash can, no backup plan, and sort through it Bend over, then jiggle that peach (ayy) You're recycling while I'm loving those cheeks (that's sweet) I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (what?) 'Cause my sausage is just bigger Three, two, one, all the girls go eco If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me (Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?) Know that being green is hot (it's hot) Being green is cool (it's cool) Eat your salad, save the planet Being green is sexy as fuck Being green is hot (it's hot) Being green is cool (it's cool) Eat your salad, save the planet Being green is sexy as you Know that being green is hot (it's hot) Being green is cool (it's cool) Eat your salad, save the planet (yeah, yeah) Being green is sexy as fuck (yeah) Being green is hot (it's hot) Being green is cool (it's cool) Eat your salad, save the planet Being green is sexy as- Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Know that being green is hot (it's hot) Being green is cool (it's cool) Eat your salad, save the planet Being green is sexy as fuck Being green is hot (it's hot) Being green is cool (it's cool) Eat your salad, save the planet Being green is sexy as you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh