Lily The Pink

We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink The savior of the human race She invented medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case Now here's a story, a little bit gory A little bit happy, a little bit sad Of Lily the Pink and her medicinal compound And how it drove her to the bad Well, Ebenezer, thought he was Julius Caesar So they put him in a home And then they gave him medicinal compound And now he's Emperor of Rome We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink The savior of the human race She invented medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case Freddie Clinger, the opera singer (la, la) Could break a glass with his voice, they said Rubbed his tonsils with medicinal compound Now they break glasses over his head Johnny Hammer, had a te-te-terrible stammer He could hardly sa-sa-sa-say a word And so they ga-ga-gave him medicinal compound And now he's se-se-seen, but never heard We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink The savior of the human race She invented medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case Uncle Paul, he was very small, he was the shortest man in town Rubbed his body with medicinal compound Now he wears all my apron Lily died and went up to Heaven All the church bells, they did ring She took with her medicinal compound Hark, the herald angels sing We, we, we'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink The savior of the human race She invented medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink The savior of the human race She invented medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case We'll drink, a drink, a drink to Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink The savior of the human race