Badder

Please don't fear that you are upsetting me Dear, I barely know you're there Sorry, were you speaking? You're hard to see Like a smell that lingers in the air Trying to be clever, that makes no sense! That's a role you haven't earned You don't see your own insignificance Well, it's time you learned You may think you're bad But, darling, I am badder Really, sweetie, where's the thrill in Being just a has-been, a wannabe villain You're a garter snake And I'm a big puff adder Face it, I am so much badder Than you! Surely you can see it's ridiculous Two villains in one fairy tale This town is too small for the both of us So off into the sunset, you should sail I can send my minions to help you pack I'll be careful not to crow Darling, I will miss you Alas, alack But you have got to go You can claim you're bad But I'm a better badder Nothing you've got up your sleeve'll Ever equal me as a mistress of evil I'm the heart and brains And you, you're just the bladder How can you believe you're badder Than I?! Nobody ever would bother to tell A tale with Maleficent and with Cruella My cheekbones are sharper! My hair's much more high! So jump down a rabbit hole Go climb a beanstalk It's not au revoir, but goodbye! Someone really should put a stop on her (Someone really should put a stop on her) Up to me to find a way (Up to me to find a way) Maybe there's a house I can drop on her Mmm, is a poisoned apple too cliché? Drag her to a rooftop and toss her down! A spell to make her disappear! And when she is gone, I will own the town And everyone will cheer She was sorta bad But you are so much badder Clearly that is why I have to See that she lives happily never after Once I sit alone, atop the villain ladder Everyone in Monrolasia Will totally be in my thrall They will say "Oh, Queen, we praise ya" Because I will be not just badder Because I will be not just badder Badder, badder But the nasty Everlast-y Flabbergast-y Very, very baddest of them all!