At the house, in 19-something
My uncle Paul dares my mother to drink bleach
Tonight, I'll put plastic in my mouth
So I can't grind my teeth, and then I fall asleep
It's just a hair of difference
Between being in control
And a shuffle down the aisle
Can we just stay home?
Man, just how yellow are ya?
Maybe we deserve each other
And I don't have to be here right now
'Cause I'll see you down in hell
We'll both be there together
While you were frеaking out, I put a leaflet in your bag
For you to find later and burn
Don't gеt upset, but I'm not gonna dress it up, today didn't go so well
Maybe that's just how it all works
It's just a hair of difference
Between being in control
And a shuffle down the aisle
Can we just stay home?
Man, just how yellow are ya?
Maybe we deserve each other
And I don't have to be here right now
'Cause I'll see you down in hell
We'll both be there together
I fall asleep, laying on the sofa watching Happy Feet
I'm on my way to work, and I just fire a hole into heaven
Don't freak out if you don't know what you're doing
I don't either
