You Coulda Knocked Me Over With A Feather

I don't have the word for what I feel I just feel more like myself than I have in all my life! Tonight in Mexico Joe, I felt something click Yes I got turned around while the other girls got sick I crossed the border, Joe And thank you for the shove Because tonight, I realize Daphne is my one true love! And you coulda knocked me over with a feather You coulda knocked this train off its track For weeks I've had a funny feeling That something was a-reeling Now this genie's out the bottle And she ain't going back! Yes I have tried to love many ladies Back when I sang in a much lower key Now you could knock me over with a feather 'Cause, Joe, the lady that I'm loving is me! I love to be belle of the ball I love the shape of this leg So tails and tuxes, far thee well! Because you can't undo a fall You can't unscramble an egg And now that it is chimed There's no unringing this bell! You coulda knocked me over with a feather You coulda stole the ice from a cube For weeks I've wrestled the suspicion That's come to a fruition Now you'll never get the toothpaste Back in the tube! I hope the girls I knew will forgive me 'Cause 'til I woke up, I just couldn't see But now you can knock me over with a feather 'Cause, Joe, the lady that I'm loving is me! Yes, the lady that I'm loving is— You always loved the way that I slap-that-bass And now a spotlight's shining on me! Back home in Illinois I'd dance like all the boys But now I'm riding high My voice and heels are in the sky! Cherries always want mine And only survive But now I'm leading the parade 'Cause Daphne's arrived! The dock is cast It's a phase I can't glee No more living in the past 'Cause Daphne is free Daphne is free! No, I couldn't sing in flats if I tried I know you find it a bit confusing This song that I am choosing But Joe, it's time to blow your horn To "Here Comes The Bride"! So please believe me when I say We're still partners But now instead of just a duo We're three, I see That I can knock you over with a feather But I know Daphne is the best part of me, oh yeah Daphne is (?) Like me!