Thank You, New Jersey

New Jersey people really don't care about what you say And they just wanna mind their business and continue with their day And I think, honestly, they might be onto something When they live their life that way (They might be onto something, think they might be onto something) And maybe other people got the wrong idea Always wanna be the center of the Earth But don't you know Pangea started driftin' When the plates tectonic shifted? I think you should do the same (Just wanna say) Thank you, New Jersey Run my self-esteem into the ground I'm feelin' hope, you always bring me down You bring me down to Earth You bring me down to Earth Carolina weather feels so nice upon your skin But really, being anywhere except New Jersey is a sin Because the way you only got yourself It's how much you teach somebody how to live Sure, this party's spaced out in the South Atlantic sea But wouldn't you wanna be sittin' on a beach right next to me? Where you can't even move a muscle 'Cause you'd be in someone else's property I'm on an island alone with my conscience There's no place that I'd rather be The chatter I hear is just noise in the wind And it really don't matter (Ah, whatever) Thank you, New Jersey Run my self-esteem into the ground I'm feelin' hope, you always bring me down You bring me down to Earth You bring me down to Earth