Eatin' Pussy/Kickin' Ass

Yeah, alright man More feelin', buddy Friday night, I just got off work My boss, man, he's such a jerk So after work, I went to his house Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass That's what I do That pussy taste good Monday morning, I got laid off So I celebrated with some alcohol Standing in the unemployment line I see this young girl's bush and said, "It's breakfast time" Security guard said, "You can't do that here" So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer Girl at the counter said, "Do you want a job?" And I said, "Okay", and then I ate her pussy Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass That's what I do Pussy in the mornin' (sure) Pussy in the night (yeah) I eat a lot of pussy when I get into a fight Yeah, alright I like that too Thursday night, I was feeling pretty great I was walking past the honky-tonk on Broadway I've seen this young girl, she was smilin' at me So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong Where there's supposed to be a pussy, this girl had a dong I was bored and since I'd paid anyway I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass Suckin' dick and kickin' ass Suckin' dick and kickin' ass (that's right) Suckin' dick and kickin' ass Suckin' dick and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass (Come on, buddy) eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass (alright) Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick, kickin' ass God dammit, fuckin' play, motherfucker Where'd everybody go? God dammit