Better Off Beatin' Off

Every woman that I meet is a headache Spends my money and it ends in heartbreak See no reason to repeat my mistakes I'm better off alone beatin off... Every woman that I meet is unfaithful Every guy in town is stuffin her puss hole Y'all can have her, I hope you like blue balls I'm better off alone beatin off... Had enough of this same old game. Locked my door, grabbed my vaseline. Pulled my dick out and start to drain Finally have some peace in my brain. Sick and tired of this same old lie Rather be unzippin my fly Pull my dick out and I start to cry Jackin off with tears in my eye. Buy her jewelery and that expensive lipstick Turn my back and then she's suckin my dad's dick Had enough of it, I'm callin in sick I'm better off alone beatin off. Better off alone beatin off. Better off beatin off Better off beatin off Better off beatin off I'm Better off beatin off (repeat) End