Mama She's Lazy

Mama, I found someone Like you said, I took her home She has no snout But there's no doubt The biggest pig I've known I thought that she Would help me out With the laundry and the chores But there are those Who won't wash clothes And guess who's scrubbin' the floors? Mama she's lazy Lazier than me And on my couch Is where she sits She's always gonna be I've never slept that long She beats all I've ever seen Mama she's lazy She's lazier than me And mama You always said Get the lead out of your pants But that ol' phrase Don't phase her daze She's always in a trance She's hung up on The movie stars On the afternoon TV And now I'm concerned She ain't worth a dern And I can't even get her to leave Mama she's lazy Lazier than me And on my couch Is where she sits She's always gonna be She's never swept the floor Since she swept me off my feet Mama she's lazy She's lazier than me Oooh Mama she's lazy She's lazier than me (End)