Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)

Thank you very much I'm Chef This song is off my second hit album Two tablespoons of cinnamon And two or three egg whites A half a stick of butter, melted Stick it all in a bowl, baby Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour You'll be in heaven soon Say, everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em! Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of vitamins and good for you So suck on my balls Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate And a half a cup of brandy You throw in a bag or two of sugar And just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookie sheet 'Cause I hate when my balls stick Then preheat your oven to 350 And give that spoon a lick Say, everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth Suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now) Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em! Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber Suck on my balls Hey, wait a minute What's that smell? It smell like somethin' burnin' Well, that don't confront me none As long as I get my rent paid on Friday Baby, you better get back in the kitchen 'Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion Oh, man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls! Help me, my balls' on fire Help me, baby, my balls is burnin' Get me some water! Pour some water on me My balls is burnin' Oh, my goodness! Blow on 'em, blow on 'em, do somethin'! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now) Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em! They're on fire, baby! Suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now) Put 'em out, baby, blow on 'em Oh, suck on my balls, baby Suck on my balls, baby Suck on my, red hot, salty, chocolate balls Come on, baby Ooh, ooh! Suck on my balls! Thank you, thank you