(My) Theory of Everything

Hello, I'm Ed and I work at the VIMS Lab Testing salinity and the run-off from farmlands Taking water samples, checking in for phosphates Toiling in quiet desperation I like my work, then there's my dream-cam I've got my plans and dreams The plangent dreams of my own I've got my theory over everything And I believe it, maybe you will too I love marine research, saving estuaries I love life's rich parade, but I know There's more out there somewhere I've got my plans and dreams The plangent dreams of my own I've got my theory over everything Let it be known I love particles colliding, moving round and round I've got my ideas, and they're mine all mine And I believe them, maybe you will too Maybe you will Come along, come along, come along Dark energy ride One day I'm on dark energy ride A loud, melancholy roar A roar inside of a future In a perfect life A perfect life