Platypus Wow

Got webbed feet, rubber bill Fat ass tail, furry chill Dark purple-green, colored fur I'll stick that ass with my poison spur Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Saw Crash Bandicoot on the road today Cousin knuckles the Echidna cross the way Huh, huh, huh-huh-huh I am the Platypus wow I am the Platypus, no animus I am the Platypus wow, wow-wow (Not pusillanimous) (Not pusillanimous) It's a Platypus Not pusillanimous No animus No animus, yeah I'm aglow Why no one knows? I'm not sure myself alone I fluoresce, I shine, shine Bio-fluoresce so bright I am, I am the Platypus Two-shot watamus, two-shot cannabis Cannabis Part human, part bird Part beaver, reptile nerd I'm weird just like you Let's exult in greens and blues I am the Platypus I am the Platypus I emit light up, only for you I'm so strange just, just like you too I'm part human and some parts duck I light up the world, only for you