I'm Drunk

I'm drunk, I'm drunk I'm really, really drunk I'm drunk I'm really, really wasted Bartender, can I get another, please? One more, watch how I do my dance Fuck it, I'm drunk Man, I'm so fucked up I might suck a man's dick, no, I'm playin', ha Oh, shot, shot Scream up in my friend's ears, tell 'em I love them, don't black out I think I should talk to all these girls Can I flirt, though? Can I flirt? "No" Get him out the bar, get him a car, tell him to dip, hey (hey) Gotta be smart, look at the charge, we gotta split this Please help me, I'm drunk, so fucked up, might vom' I've been chuggin', chuggin', chuggin' all my sorrows Worry 'bout tomorrow, tomorrow (Don't drink and drive), give me that pizza, dawg Give me that pizza, you know I gotta eat ya Uber says my driver's name is Ghughi And it says he's hard of hearin' (ooh, I don't care) I miss my ex, yeah I'm drunk (I'm drunk), I'm drunk I'm really, really drunk, I'm drunk I'm really, really wasted (oh, oh) Bartender, can I get another, please? One more, watch how I do my dance Fuck it, I'm drunk Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up