Sweet Little Sister

She blew my mind behind the wreckin' machine She was a shitload of trouble called the Subway Queen Had a hip with bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene One night I caught her running out the cellar door There was about a million people lying flat on the floor For such a sweet little lady, I would swear she's rotten to the core Oh, yes She got her hands in the cookie jar Smiling like an alligator Makin' headlines in the back of the car Tight-lipped now but sink ships later Well, I know a thing or two about a Sweet little sister Her mom would kill her if she knew what she do She's my (sweet little sister) She'll love you black and blue Sweet little sister She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo, she's my Sweet little, sweet little sister Say, every quittin' time is another disease Too many cowboys ridin' high, shootin' low at the knees The back hand boogie is the price you pay for being the squeeze The petting's getting heavy, got a tongue in her ear Her friend is doing time for kickin' ass on a queer They're in a mental state and all their friends are here Oh, yes She's tellin' lies through her burgundy lips Angel on a mission of mercy She'll get you dancin' with the crack of the whip She'll take you up to heaven in her rocket ship I know a thing or two about a Sweet little sister Her mom would kill her if she knew what she do, she's my Sweet little sister She'll love you black and blue Sweet little sister She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo She's so sweet, oh, sweet as candy She got her hands in the cookie jar Smiling like an alligator Makin' headlines in the back of the car Tight-lipped now but sink ships later I know a thing or two about a Sweet little sister Her mom would kill her if she knew what she do, she's my Sweet little sister She'll love you black and blue Sweet little sister She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo She's my sweet little, sweet little sister Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah