Everything is Perfect

I'm sorry to get excited, but he had a massive His cock was ten times the size, and it was just hanging And I got the biggest fright of my life because, like, he's Like squealing and stuff, so, uh I called my dad, but it likely went-, and again, but I think it's Yeah, obviously, this-, his penis was stuck out But not because he was getting excited But that was hectic, but, um Other than that, everything is perfect (Oh my God) Yo (mm, mm, huh?) (Mm, mm) Ninja 3.0 (Mm, mm, yoh) Mal kak annie naai (oh my God) People say, "Yes, it must be dope to be famous" So cool everybody knows what your name is Fans gimme love, they say, "Yo, you the greatest" My music all up in your playlist But I also gotta cope with the haters Yup, they hate us 'cause they ain't us We just different, so they don't get us Motherfuckers is peanut butter and jealous Uh, but like, anyway Nowadays, it's hard to believe what people say They say we homophobic, are we? But, wait Hang on, DJ Hi-Tek is gay So, yo, fuck what they said We were gone so long, they said Die Antwoord is dead Fake news on the net can fuck with your head And, Jesus, I got upset When we couldn't tour 'cause of COVID, yo, the fans really missed me Then I got COVID and I really had a shit week I was like, "Fuck, I never ever been this sick" Then on top of all of this, Eminem dissed me (ooh, shit, fuck) I told him, "'Tsek, jou ma se poes!" He had to google it What the fuck? The brah knows I'm a fan Just wanted to collab, I still hope that I can Still can't even fuckin' believe he knows who I am Then they tried to cancel our band But, wait, how you gonna cancel our fans? New tour sold out, yo, we back with a bang I step to the fans and I'm slapping their hands, yo Everything is perfect, I wake up blessed Every day the sun rises and the sun sets Everything is perfect Everything is as it should be, nod your head if you with me Everything is perfect Even if you going through the worst shit, keep pushing, it'll be worth it Everything is perfect, us (¥o-landi, who gaan dit met u?) Uh Piekfyn pikkewyn alles is insane (no, mm) ¥o-landi Vi$$er on the mic again (yah, yah, yah, mm) Ek gooi so mooi, hulle vang n pyn (ow) Yo, eks Nomma een kind en my nommer skyn I'm chill, but I do get pissed off Like when my house got robbed by a tik-kop I was like, "Ag jirre, shit, fok!" (oh my God) "Haai jissie vissie, das rof" Ja, I was fuckin' distraught They stole my new ninja sword that I just bought Kak, soos n klip in jou flip-flop Kak, soos rooi wyn op n wit rok I also get pissed off when people are a bit dof Daars geen pille vir dom mense nie These motherfuckin' NPCs envy me I got no time for your jealousy You don't wanna be my enemy You'll just make yourself crazy Don't put yourself through hell, baby Don't be ugly, deep down you love me Oh my God, did you hear that Die Antwoord worship the devil? (Ja, plus they eat babies) Oh my God, did you hear that Yolandi's a "27"? (Jas, that fuckin' chick's crazy!) Oh my God, did you hear that the guy from Die Antwoord Ninja, can suck his own dick? Oh my God, did you hear that new song by Die Antwoord "Everything is Perfect"? (Fuck, it's so sick) Everything is perfect, I wake up blessed Every day the sun rises and the sun sets Everything is perfect Everything is as it should be Nod your head if you with me Everything is perfect Even if you going through the worst shit, keep pushing, it'll be worth it Everything is perfect Perfect, fuck what you heard on the net Geen pille-, geen pille Daars geen pille vir dom mense nie Geen pille-, geen-, geen-, geen pille Daars geen pille vir dom mense nie Oh my God (mm, mm) Yoh (mm, mm) Huh? (Mm, mm) Yoh (mm, mm) Oh my God (mm, mm) Yoh (mm, mm) Huh? (Mm, mm) Yoh (mm, mm) Oh, my God