Peter Piper

Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rocked rhymes Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time Jack B. Nimble was nimble, and he was quick But Jam Master cut faster, Jack's on Jay's dick Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep And Alice chillin' somewhere in Wonderland Jack's serving Jill a bucket in his hand And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound, The turntables might wobble but they won't fall down Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing But, Jam Master's gettin' loose and D M C's the king 'Cause he's the adult entertainer, child educator Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest Perfect timin' when I'm climbin', I'm rhymin' apparatus Lotta guts, when he cuts, girls move their butts His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts And on the mix, real quick and I'd like to say He's not Flash but he's fast and his name is Jay It goes a one, two, three and Jay's like King Midas, as I was told Everything that he touched turned to gold He's the greatest of the great, get it straight he's great Claim fame 'cause his name is known in every state His name is Jay to see him play will make you say "God damn, that DJ made my day" Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker He's a maker, a breaker and a title taker Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe If cuts were kids, he would be due I'm not lying, y'all, he's the best I know And if I lie, my nose will grow Like the little wooden boy named Pinochio And you all know how the story goes Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs He's the big bad wolf and you're the three pigs He's the big bad wolf in your neighborhood Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good, there it is We're Run DMC got a beef to settle Run's not Hansel, D's not Gretel Jay's a winner, not a beginner His pocket gets fat while others get thinner J-Jump on Jay like cows jump moons People chase Jay like dish and spoon And like all fairy tales end You'll see Jay again my friend, huh