I Am What I Is

Christopher calls me He calls me, complaining He's already waited too long to begin The world is on one side And I'm on the other And I read in a magazine That I am what I is I am... Brian the actor That he does on Saturdays With nothing but a bowtie He would bring me a drink He tells me he sweats it Like a pig in a blanket And I ran out of toothpicks But that don't mean a thing And I am... oooh... Well, autumn will come And everyone loves you When you've already won And I'm here to tell you That I don't care if Up turns you down Just to hear you say I am what I am When I am what I is I am what I am When I am what I is... Jeannie is lonely She lives with her parents She saves all her money So she can spend it in Spain Her boss doesn't get it She says to forget it I told her we're different But she knows we're the same And I am... oooh... Well, autumn will come And everyone loves you When you've already won And I'm here to tell you That I don't care if Up turns you down Just to hear you say I am what I am When I am what I is I am what I am When I am what I is...