Ray Ray's Juke Joint

Well, I walked in to one of my old haunts It used to be a honky-tonk heaven Some old slicker done bought the place An' lit it up like a 7-11 Yes, they fired the band that used to play 'Okie From Muskogee' An' hired some dude with his hat on back'ards Singin' hip hop and karaoke Should'a know it was gonna happen Bein' this close town Oh, but I know a beer joint back in the woods That them city folks still ain't found You make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it Where the old church used to be Then a mile mad curve on the gravel Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle Pretty soon that road's gonna end Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler Y'all come back again, mmm We got ice-cold beer an' chicken an' ribs Cookin' on the grill out back Three plays for a quarter on the jukebox in the corner An' it's full of Hank Haggard an' Cash They got a long-legged waitress wearin' cut-off jeans She's quick to take your order Better leave her a tip but don't give her no lip, y'all That girl is Ray Ray's daughter They'll make you feel like family An' everybody is your friend But there's been folks messed up down there That ain't never been seen again You make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it Where the old church used to be Where the mile mad curve on the gravel Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle Pretty soon that road's gonna end Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler Y'all come back again Yeah, you make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it Where the old church used to be Where the mile mad curve on the gravel Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle Pretty soon that road gonna end Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler Y'all come back again Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler Y'all come back again Ah, don't be scared Nice place, mmm