Men

They buy you dinner, open your door Other then that, what are they good for? Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men They all want a girl just like the girl That married dear old dad they make me so mad Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men They love their toysthey make their noise They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys Men! I'm talking 'bout men If you give 'em what they want, they never fall in love Don't give 'em nothin' they can't get enough Men! I'm talking 'bout men Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men In the beginning they always aim to please They serve a purposethey fill a need They ensure survival of the species They take you for a ride, run of gas Most of the time they're a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men Silver tongue devils Well, they're lying through their teeth Saying anything Just to sweep you off your feet Ooh yeah, men! talkin' 'bout men Mere mortal men