One In Every Crowd

Golden teeth, shuffleboard, pinball, he's got the score That everybody around here's trying to beat He's a six-pack up when he walks in Tells the band, "Crank it up to ten" Then, he's up dancing on his seat Well, he's a big mouth, yellin', "Hey," play some free bird Says give me three steps and nobody gets hurt Then, he takes off his shirt There's one in every crowd Brings the party in us out Good time Charley with a Harley, whiskey bent and hell-bound He's got the next round, but he always drinks for free There's one in every crowd, and it's usually me Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all, there's one in every crowd Got a flip-top box of marlboros He'll bum a light and steal your girl Then, laugh at you for gettin' all upset Well, everybody here knows his name Makes everybody else look sane When he's out, as far as you can get In his mind, he's a rock star, crankin' out that air guitar 'Til the bartender says, "Fool," get off my bar There's one in every crowd that brings the party in us out Good time Charley with a Harley, whiskey bent and hell-bound I hear he's got the next round, but he always drinks for free There's one in every crowd, and it's usually me Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all, there's one in every crowd He's a hard drinkin' man's man And women love him when they can He's a bartender's best friend It ain't a party 'til he walks in There's one in every crowd that brings the party in us out Good time Charley with a Harley, whiskey bent and hell-bound He's got the next round, but he always drinks for free There's one in every crowd, it's usually me Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all, there's one in every crowd (It's usually me) hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all, there's one in every crowd That's right