The Secret of Life

Couple of guys sittin' 'round drinkin' Down at the Starlight Bar One of them says "You know I've been thinking" Other one says "That won't get you too far" He says "This is your life, and welcome to it" "It's just working and drinking and dreams" "Ad on TV says just do it" "Hell,if I know what that means" The secret of life is a good cup of coffee The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball The secret of life is a beautiful woman Marilyn stares down from the bar room wall You and me, we're just a couple of zeros Just a couple of down and outs But movie stars and football heroes What do they got to be unhappy about,yeah So they turn to the bartender "Sam, what do you think" "What's the key that unlocks that door?" Sam don't say nothing, just wipes off the bar And he pours them a couple more 'Cause the secret of life is in Sam's martinis The secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes The secret of life is in Monday Night Football Rolling Stones records Mom's apple pies Sam looks up from his Sunday paper Says "boys, you're on the wrong track" "The secret of life is there ain't no secret" "And you don't get your money back" Hey, the secret of life is getting up early The secret of life is staying up late The secret of life is to try not to hurry But don't wait,don't wait The secret of life is a good cup of coffee The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball The secret of life is to find the right woman The secret of life is nothing at all Oh, it's nothing at all Oh,the secret of life Couple of guys sittin' 'round drinkin' Down at the Starlight Bar One of them says "You know I've been thinking" Other one says "That won't get you too far" That won't get you too far