The Best Song

This is the best song ever made in the world This is the best song ever made in the world Other songs are good, even some are really good But they are not the best songs ever made in the world It has a lot of good beats and a lot of good singing And the music is so good, that even scientists don't know what it is You can listen to it anywhere, on a bike or on a different bike You can dance to it any time, in the morning or with your arms You can also dance to it at other times, like at lunch What are you gonna have for lunch? I'm gonna have two soups If you already haven't noticed, soup is my favorite food I also really like my watch, and my favorite song is this song This is the best song ever made in the world This is the best song ever made in the world Other songs make people dance, like Beyoncé and Eminem's But they are not the best songs ever made in the world If you like listening to songs with your ears, well this is the song for you You can listen to it while you jog or while you're running away from cars My friend who is a mail man even likes this song I guess a lot of mail gets delivered here, 'cause he stands on this corner a lot If you like eating sandwiches, you'll probably like this song Because just like sandwiches, this song is not made out of glass A glass sandwich, that would be gross, I'll just stick with soup Did I mention soup's my favorite food? Oh, yeah, I did This is the best song ever made in the world This is the best song ever made in the world Other songs have different instruments, like a guitar or a girl But they are not the best songs ever made in the world If you like this song a lot, say that you like it a lot I like it a lot And if you think this song is the best, have a bowl of soup with me Oh, boy, that is good soup And if you think this song is the best in the world Have a second bowl of soup with me That is also good soup Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, I tricked you, I don't even like soup But you thought I did, ha-ha, ha-ha, oh, boy I'm so good at tricking people into thinking that I like soup Ever since my whole family got drowned, it's my favorite thing to do This is the best song ever made in the world This is the best song ever made in the world Also, my best friend got killed when he got hit with a snake But this is the best song ever made in the world