B'wana-He No Home

Don't you ever invite your boyfriend here- I like to be here alone. Just answer the door and feed the deer, And fight the telephone. Got to learn these words and I know you will Or I'll send you right back to Guayaquil Say " B'wana - He no home." Say " B'wana - He no home. " Got to peel your eyes for the heat, my dear. You got to froth and foam. Got to send away the mad puppeteer Who seems to think this is Home. I want you to speak the English right. I want you to smile and be polite. Say " B'wana - He no home." Say " B'wana - He no home. " I don't care if you drive my 220, honey... Don't let 'em steal my chrome. I don't care if you spend all my money, honey... Long as you leave me alone. I just want you to try to remember one thing: If somebody knocks or the telephone rings Say " B'wana - He no home. " Say " B'wana - He no home. "