Never Trust a Woman

If you ain't a man with a lot of guts, a dog-gone woman will drive you nuts You can't trust one to the corner now a days You gotta watch your doors or she'll cheat you blind, A woman ain't got but a one track mind You'll find out Bud, it's the man who always pays She'll feed you a line that will turn your head and you'll marry her and when you're in bed She'll go through all the pockets in your pants And if you object there'll be a big fight and chances are it will last all night I'm telling you man you just ain't got a chance Never, never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do Never, never trust a woman she'll just make a monkey out of you Though women are handy around the house, they can't be trusted by man nor mouse It's a shame the way they drag a good man down It's a well-known fact they talk too much and they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such And Paul Revere the gossip all around town You'll blow your top when they get in your hair and they'll drive you to drink and man I'll swear You wish you never seen the light of day I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked when one of them females get you hooked And so you better think it over while you may Never, never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do Never, never trust a woman she'll just make a monkey out of you