Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver, And she shows him off to all her friends One day you know that beaver tried to leave her So she caged him up inside her ol fence. Along came blue with the old babboon, He said I recognize that smell Smells like seven layers That beaver eats Taco Bell. HipHow C'mon Instrumental Now Rex was a Texan outta New Orleans And he traveled with the carnival shows. Ran bumper cars smoked cheap cigars, Snorted candy right up his nose. Caught wind of the big brown beaver So he thought he'd take hisself a peek But the beaver was quick And he grabbed him by the kiwi's And he ain't shit for a week And a half. C'mon! Yeeeeeeeee, he he he heeeeeee! Yeeeeeeeee, he he he heeeeeee! C'mon Mom! Yeeeeeeeee, he he he heeeeeee! Yeeeeeeeee, he he he heeeeeee! Wynona took her big brown beaver And she stuck him up in the air. She said I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair! The beaver once slept for seven days And it gave us an awful fright So I tickled his chin And I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite! Wynona took her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time Til she pricked her finger one day And it occured to her She might have a porcupine! Woo haw! Bow! Yeeeeeeeee! Yeeeeeeeee! End