I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

Well, my body could use a little slimmin' I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin' And I ain't seen my feet since 1984 The old lady wants to roll in the hay We turn the lights down all the way Cuz I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before If I keep on like I'm doing I won't fit through the door And I don't look good naked anymore Well, I used to be a helluva man I chopped wood with just one hand But I can't do the things I've done before Well, it all happened kinda slow But I guess I kinda let myself go Now I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before If I keep on like I'm doing I won't fit through the door And I don't look good naked anymore With each and every passing year Came a lot of french fries and beer And my belly hung a little closer to the floor Now my belly is big as a truck And the old lady don't wanna-- SHE DON'T WANNA! Cuz I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before If I keep on like I'm doing I won't fit through the door And I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before If I keep on like I'm doing I won't fit through the door And I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore