It's a Miracle

Miraculous you call it, babe You ain't seen nothing yet They've got Pepsi in the Andes They've McDonalds in Tibet Yosemite's been turned into A golf course for the Japs And the Dead Sea is alive with rap Between the Tigris and Euphrates There's a leisure centre now They've got all kinds of sports They've got Bermuda shorts They had sex in Pennsylvania A Brazilian grew a tree And a doctor in Manhattan Saved a dying man for free It's a miracle It's a miracle It's a miracle Another miracle By the grace of God Almighty And the pressures of marketplace The human race has civilized itself It's a miracle We've got a warehouse of butter We've got oceans of wine We've got famine when we need it We've got a designer crime We've got Mercedes We've got Porsche Ferrari and Rolls Royce Yeah... We've got a choice She said meet me In the Garden of Gethsemane my dear The Lord said Peter I can see Your house from here An honest man Finally reaped what he had sown And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan It's a miracle It's a miracle It's a miracle Another miracle By the grace of God Almighty And pressures of marketplace The human race has civilized itself It's a miracle We cower in our shelters With our hands over our ears Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff Runs for years and years and years An earthquake hits the theatre But the operetta lingers Then the piano lid comes down And breaks his fucking fingers It's a miracle