The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire)

OMG Chloe, answer me Whoa, wait until I tell you what I heard! It's too fucked to type, this shit is ripe Call back, I'll yell your every word Jenna Rolan calling Ugh, Jenna Rolan calling Jenna Rolan calling Hey! Oh my god, oh my god Okay, so! At the end of last night's party Very end of last night's party Did you see Rich? Oh, I saw Rich So he's behaving hazy like a tweakin' junky Flailing crazy like a freakin' monkey He's gotta learn to handle his high Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy Right, but, he wasn't drunk The hell you say, Jenna? Yo, he wasn't drunk! The hell you say, Jenna? No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp That Rich had barely touched a drop Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all But do you want me to tell you? Spit it out! Spit it out! You really want me to tell you? Spit it out! Spit it out! I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend! No, I'm not Yeah, I know But here's what happened at the party's end Rich set a fire, and he burned down the house! Whoa Rich set a fire, and he burned down the house! Whoa I thought I was dreaming Everybody was screaming! When Rich set a fire, and he burned down the house When Rich set a fire, and he burned down the house OMG Brooke, answer me Look, wait until I tell you what I saw! Ignore! And also space and frowny face I'm sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party But it was totally his fault And let's not let boys ever come between us ever again, okay? Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw Hey, we're cool? We are Okay, so! At the end of last night's party Did you see Rich? No, I was crying So he's behaving weird and I was frightened 'Cause I feared his state was heightened He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy Right, but, he wasn't high! So you can't blame the things he did on pot It's just so awful, so I'll talk about it a lot Rich set a fire, and he burned down the house! Whoa I thought I was dreaming Everybody was screaming! When Rich set a fire, and he burned down the house When Rich set a fire, and he burned down the house Hey, Everybody! Have you heard? Rich set a fire, now go send the word! Sending a text Text! Sending a tweet Tweet! Sending a text Text! Tweet Tweet! Release the information, step, and repeat! I'll spread the word! Word! That Rich is flecked Flecked? No, I meant fucked Did I say 'flecked'? Sorry guys, that's just my autocorrect Always be aware of autocorrect! R-I-C-H, can't you see? Just how much I care about your tragedy? Change my profile pic to you Now I full understand what you're going through R-I-C-H, it's a drag I read, she read, they read you're in a body bag R-I-C-H, can't you see? Just how much I love your tragedy Hi, hi, hi, ho Yo, yo, yo, yo Sup, sup, sup, sup Fire Ha, ha Talk it, text it, pass it, talk it! Whoa Ready? Okay Here we go! Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Whoa Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! It was so terribly gory I got the whole bloody story Yeah, I wasn't quite there But I know what happened I swear! When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay When Rich set a fire 'cause he knew he was gay When Rich set a fire and he melted his head When Rich set a fire and he's totally dead When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Burned it down! Whoa Yeah, yeah, yeah! Did ya hear? Did ya hear? Burned it down! Whoa Did ya hear? Did ya hear? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Burned it down! Whoa Did ya hear? Did ya hear? That Rich set a fire and he burned down the Rich set a fire and he burned down the Rich set a fire and he burned down the house He told me 'cause he's my best friend! Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Send!