Every Bro Is a Dude

Every bro is a dude Every dude is a bro Dude you're wigging me out Dude you're harshing my mellow, mellow A forty-five minute guitar solo Is not proportional to the size of your No no no no, no no no no No no no, no no Every bro is a dude Every dude is a dude Mansplain the day away And don't commit a bro-paux Mansplain the day away And slam another Jaeger bomb Whether you're rocking out, legs spread far apart Taking up too much space on public transportation Or causing my lady-friend to feel unsafe Creeping all up on us Think you have the right to watch No no no no, no no no no No no no, no no Every bro is a dude Every bro is a bro Mansplain the day away And don't commit a bro-paux Mansplain the day away And drive off in your monster truck The first time I bought a car So damn proud of myself Knocked them down a couple grand Then made out like a bandit Should have been a great moment The smiley sales dude Says his line So what's your boyfriend gonna say You're buying cars without him here Well guess what, bro No no, no No no no no, no no no no No no no, no no Hit the strip club, crush it bro Riding on a bald eagle Street harassin' with the bro' pack Ugly goatee, cargo shorts Invading lots of personal space Loyal to fraternity Ax spray, sports-ball, game-day, don't forget the roofies What is it gonna take To get you bro What's it gonna take to Make you know the meaning of No no no no, no no no no No no no, no no Amen