Mall Song

I went to the mall A lady stared at me It was the fall, it wasn't her fault She was in yoga pants Starbucks cup was tightly clutched In fake nail manicure Pricey and frightening By anyone's standards Quiet please! Quiet please! I cannot breathe Perfume envelopes me Quiet please! Quiet please! I cannot breathe, perfume envelopes me Eye twitch, eye twitch, eye twitch eye twitch So ugly and expensive Here you either sink or swim Silly shoes for silly women I went to the mall A lady stared at me Wasn't there to be seen She hadn't seen a Creature like me I went to the mall I had on a small t-shirt From Goodwill, circa '95 I was a sight to be seen Quiet please! Quiet please! I cannot breathe, perfume envelopes me Quiet Please! Quiet Please! I cannot Breathe, perfume envelopes me Mall cop, mall cop at Steak Escape Creepin' on beautiful patrons Here you either sink or swim Silly shoes for silly women! I went to the mall I was appalled When she said Do you have this in red To a minimum wager paying for college Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends 'Scuse me ma'am, excuse me ma'am Have you tried our newest lotions Here you either sink or swim Silly shoes for silly women