4-D

Yo, this first track, this shit right here goes out to my mamaw Yeah you're goddamned right If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be the mother fuckin' nerd that I am today And I wouldn't be doing this shit at all So Here you go" I got more game than an arcade machine And I'm blowing through these quarters To keep my health green When it drops in the red I fire up a couple joints An I'd jump off of your head If it was worth some points I travel around like a side-scrolling shooter Just rippin' through these bitches like a roto rooter I beat up Mega Man and stole his buster cannon And I traveled through Hyrule and blew up Gannon The princess was distressed and I wanted to save the girl Which coincidentally for me man meant I would save the world And I didn't understand Nah I didn't fully see But this armageddons coming and that bitch is the key So now I'm in the bosses chamber A dragon breathing fire And this mother fuckers coming but I won't expire Pulled the shotgun out and dropped his ass with no hassle Only to find out that bitch was in another castle If my life was a video game It'd be in 4-D and it'd be fucking insane I'm being unstoppable flying faster than planes Running down the tracks and punting trains If my life was a video game I wouldn't have to fight for the fortune and fame I'd just use my music to put people to shame Either way, everybody's gonna know my name Live my life, day by day, alone in my room If my life was a game It'd be the Adventures of Nynja Doom I'm takin' anything I want Cause everything's mine And if you got something bitch Imma blow out your spine I've got years of practice And talent to boot I climb up ladders Bitch you fall down shutes I got infinite ammo And you got magic floaty boots I blow up cities While you blow on flutes If it was a game it'd be a mix of new and old And if it ever got too hard for me I'd just use codes To strap up Just a bit I don't need a shit load Cause Imma murder all of y'all when I turn on God Mode I'll be the only one in the world who couldn't be beated And I'm not tryna sound a little cocky or conceited But I know that you're gettin' just a teeny tiny heated And I'll would be too if over and over I was defeated If my life was a video game It'd be in 4-D and it'd be fucking insane I'm being unstoppable flying faster than planes Running down the tracks and punting trains If my life was a video game I wouldn't have to fight for the fortune and fame I'd just use my music to put people to shame Either way, everybody's gonna know my name I beat the pixels outta bitches No if, ands, or buts I kick mother fuckers in the 3-D nuts Every stage has its own music sounds the fourth dimension I'd have a squad of mother fuckers standing at attention An army marching on taking over the world People standing with their butts clenched and their toes curled My lives like a game And it's hard to admit Sometimes I wanna throw the controller and fuckin' quit I wish it was like playing Contra back when Me and my grandma teamed up together for the win Hardcore than a mother fucker through thick and thin Couldn't begin to tell you how many times she saved my skin This songs for you that's why it's so damn loud Want you to hear it and I want you to be proud I can't believe she's gone I wish I could rewind And give her my extra life One more time If my life was a video game It'd be in 4-D and it'd be fucking insane I'm being unstoppable flying faster than planes Running down the tracks and punting trains If my life was a video game I wouldn't have to fight for the fortune and fame I'd just use my music to put people to shame Either way, everybody's gonna know my name