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INTERPRÉTATION
Brad Paisley
Guitare électrique
Vicki Hampton
Chœurs
Wes Hightower
Chœurs
Carrie Underwood
Chœurs
Ben Sesar
Batterie
Brentwood High School Marching Band
Fanfare
Chris Brooks
Batterie
Eric Darken
Percussion
Jay Dawson
Mellophone
Jim "Moose" Brown
Orgue Hammond
Joe Murphy
Tuba
Justin Williamson
Violon folklorique
Kevin "Swine" Grantt
Basse électrique
Mike Haynes
Trompette
Randle Currie
Steel guitar
Randy Box
Direction d’orchestre
Roy Agee
Trombone
Sam Levine
Saxophone
Tim Lauer
Claviers
Tom Baldrica
Tuba
COMPOSITION ET PAROLES
Brad Paisley
Paroles/Composition
Chris DuBois
Paroles/Composition
Kelley Lovelace
Paroles/Composition
Chris Brooks
Arrangement des cuivres
Jay Dawson
Arrangement des cuivres
Kristin Wilkinson
Arrangement des cuivres
PRODUCTION ET INGÉNIERIE
Frank Rogers
Production
Brian David Willis
Ingénierie de prise de son
Drew Bollman
Assistance d’ingénierie de mixage
Hank Williams
Ingénierie de mastérisation
Justin Niebank
Ingénierie de mixage
Richard Barrow
Ingénierie de prise de son
Steve Short
Assistance d’ingénierie de prise de son
Paroles
I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me that you need to see
Go check out MySpace
'Cause online, I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three-way chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life, the only time I've
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
But, oh, online, I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that will blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three-way chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in
Oh, online, I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I can have a three-way chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
(Yeah, he's cooler online)
Hey, I'm cooler online (oh, oh)
(Yeah, he's cooler online)
Yeah, I'm sittin' alright
Hey, I'm cooler online
(Yeah, he's cooler online, hey)
Writer(s): Brad Paisley, Charles Du Bois, John Lovelace
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