Pizza in Ibiza

We're going to Ibiza, It's just like England with sun There's lots of English people Having English fun If you don't leave home much This is the place to be We'll dance to bullshit dj's Playing bullshit beats No better way to sunbathe With a KFC No need for rubbish bins, Just throw it in the sea I thought I'd live a little, Try some new foods but I was relieved to find They got a Pizza Hut I was relieved to find They got a Pizza Hut Pizza Hut Pizza in Ibiza Picking the cheese out of your teeth Feeling the sand under your feet Eating a lovely Margarita Pizza in Ibiza Watching the waves wash up a sheath Feeling the bass and drums control me Eating a lovely pepperoni The clubs will suck you dry, More than the mosquitos The cheapest drink you'll find, only fourteen euros The cities packed with beauties, Always underdressed You better bring your own baps 'Cause it's a sausage fest We buying drugs, and taking them in clubs Oh shit we just bought aspirin We really feel like mugs We in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequila But can't afford the entry fee, our table's on the beach Not like we knew you're from England Without you waving a flag What happens here in beefa, stays in beefa Till you're tagged Then your girlfriend sees you riding, On a stripper-snorting blow When she dumps you, you think 'fuck her... 'cause she can't take a joke' I thought I'd live a little, Try some new foods but I was relieved to find They got a Pizza Hut Pizza in Ibiza Picking the cheese out of your teeth Feeling the sand under your feet Eating a lovely Margarita Pizza in Ibiza Watching the waves wash up a breezer Feeling the bass and drums control me Eating a loverly Calzone Ride the bus Stuffed crust Living like kings Chicken wings And then a salad! What? COVERED IN CHEEESSSEEE! OHHH! And then we all catch a venereal disease Throwing up Stuffed crust Have a fight Cheesy bites A+E, can't feel your head With pepperoni and a side of garlic bread Pizza in Ibiza Picking the cheese out of your teeth Feeling the sand under your feet Eating a lovely Margarita Pizza in Ibiza Watching the waves wash up a sheath Feeling the bass and drums control me Eating a lovely pepperoni