Hello! My name is Elder Price

And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

Hello! My name is Elder Grant

It's a book about America a long, long time ago

It has so many awesome parts

You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life

Hello! My name is Elder Green

I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ

Hello! My name is Elder Young (Hello!)

Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?

You can read all about it now (Hello!)

In this nifty book, it's free! No, you don't have to pay (Hello!)

Hello! My name is Elder Smith

And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse? (Hello!)

Hello! I'll just leave it here (Hello!)

It has a lot of information you can really use

Hello! My name is– (Hi! Jesus Christ)

You have a lovely home (Hello!)

It's an amazing book

Bonjour! Hola! Ni Hao!

Me llamo Elder White (Are these your kids?)

This book gives you the secret to eternal life (Sound good?)

Eternal life (With Jesus Christ!)

Is super fun! (Hello! Ding dong!)

And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done! (No thanks?)

You sure? (Oh, well)

That's fine (Goodbye!)

Have fun in Hell (Hey, now!)

You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life

This book will change your life

This book will change your life

This book will change your life

Hello, would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus!

No, no, Elder Cunningham!

That's not how we do it

You're making things up again

Just stick to the approved dialogue

Elders, show him

(Hello!) Hello!

(My name is) Elder Cunningham!

And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!

Hello! Hello! Ding dong! Heigh ho!

Just take this book! It's free!

For you! From me! You see?

You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life!

This book will change your life, this book will change your life (Hello, hello)

So you won't burn in

Hell-o! You're gonna die someday!

But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way

Spend eternity with friends and family

We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life (Hello!)

This book will change your life (Hello!)

This book will change your life

This book will change your life

The Book of Mormon, Mormon

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