Lucky Ducks

Some lucky ducks get all the luck Some break their backs to make a buck And sure, we are a bunch of shady Criminal-ish gents and ladies But we did our time (yeah) We paid for our crimes (well, most of us) And our misdemeanors, now we sell fried dough and weiners Even though we're kinda sketchy gals and fellas Doesn't mean that Fischoeder can go and kill us (uh-uh) Working here can really be a roller coaster One day, you're cleaning vomit, next, your on a missing poster It's such a drag to have a boss Who pays you bad (who pays us bad) Then bumps you off Some lucky ducks get all the luck (oh, yes they do) But that's not us (no, sir) Unlucky schmucks It really stinks, it really sucks So we'll just play our lucky ducks Cool, have fun with that Should we get going? Some lucky ducks get all the luck You've said your piece, now listen up To me, your life, it seems just fine You think that's bad? Try being nine The other day, things got real crazy A girl at school, called me a baby (what?) Yeah Even though I'm small, well, I can tell you for sure I'm gonna be the one that solves this frickin' murder I know you all think Fischoeder's the one who did it But I will find the evidence to get him acquitted I'm just a kid (it's such a drag) That's what they say (to have a boss) "Now run along" (who pays you bad) "Now go and play" (then bumps you off) Some lucky ducks (it really stinks) Get all the luck (it really sucks) Until I show (so we'll just play) Them what is what (our lucky ducks) I'm gonna show them all what I can do Gonna show 'em I'm much braver than what you Think that I'm even though I'm small No matter what comes, I gotta show you all Come on, we don't need their help Have a nice day!