Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide

Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside

Don't you know, that we control the horizontal

We control the vertical, too

We gonna make a couch potato out of you

That's what we going to do now

Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial

We got it all on UHF

Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while

We got it all on UHF

Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job

Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob

We got it all

(We got it all)

We got it all on UHF

Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink

You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think

All you do is make yourself a TV dinner

Press your face right up against the screen

We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen

If you know what I mean, now

Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial

We got it all on UHF

Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while

We got it all on UHF

Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job

Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob

We got it all

(We got it all)

We got it all on UHF

You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night

You can watch us any time that you please

You can sit around and stare at the picture tube

'Til your brain turns into cottage cheese, well, now

Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial

We got it all on UHF

Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while

We got it all on UHF

Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job

Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob

We got it all

(We got it all)

We got it all on UHF

(We got it all on UHF) UHF [repeat to end]