Pedos on Bikes

There's a man on the grass And he's staring at my arse He's playing with his pump In his shorts, a little lump Putting on his stabilisers Takes a sip of his appletisers He says what do you like Come take a ride on my bike Come take a ride on my bike Well I said you're a real nice bloke Let me help you fix your spoke He said I've got a real nice horn I said can I blow your horn Please can I blow your horn Pedos on bikes Pedos on bikes Do what you like Cuz, I like pedos on bikes Now I don't care About the colour of your hair A pedo on a bike is my favourite nightmare I'll tell you, what is a real turn on A big old pedo, with his bike lights on