Ketchup

Why is there no ketchup in the fridge I spent the rest of my money on bitches and hoes I just cooked some Mccain's oven fries But now im faced with a horrible surprise There's no ketchup in the fridge anymore I don't know what else I can put on them I've got some jam, that is just wrong Now i'm just left singing this song About the ketchup I love tomatos But i dont have the money to go and get it from tescos Anymore So kids, don't spend your money on hoes Or you'll find out, you don't have any tomatoes anymore To put on your chips Or maybe even your chicken nuggets It's a horrible revelation All I've got in this life is chips and masturbation Which just reminds me of my other use 'Cuz tomato ketchup, its lubes me for spilling my juice So kids, don't spend your money on hoes Remember, ketchup is the most important thing in the world For you, you, you For you, you