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The English Muffins
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When the women you see never seem to be
The kind of woman that you'd like to bone
You're searching for that perfect one
And you're gonna take her home
And down in a dodgy bar one night
You turn and raise your head
There she is, the special one
And you're gonna take her to bed
5 beers and 4 shots later
The alcohol's making its move
You say to her come on girl
It's time to get a room
But when you get back to your house
You sense that something's not quite right
She has a strange lump in her dress
Between the legs the fabric's tight
It's getting bigger by the minute
D'you really want to know what's in it
She slips out of her dress and then you see
It's a trap
There's too much makeup and she's wearing a wig
It's a trap
She stuffed her bra with socks to make them look big
It's a trap
She's got a penis and it's not even feminine
It's pointing right at me and looking quite threatening
How the hell did I get into this mishap
It's a trap
I'm thinking to myself
Well I got this far
It wouldn't make sense to back out
Now, would it
So I decide to soldier on
And help to remove 'her' thong
But it's looking me straight in the eye
Soaked with the silvery tears it did cry
It's getting bigger by the second
Looking thicker than I'd reckoned
Really not sure that I'll fit it in
It's a trap
There's too much makeup and she's wearing a wig
It's a trap
She stuffed her bra with socks to make them look big
It's a trap
She's got a penis and it's not even feminine,
It's pointing right at me and looking quite threatening
How the hell did I get into this mishap
It's a trap
It's a trap
She's got me on all fours and expertly pinned
It's a trap
She spat on my behind to ease herself in
It's a trap
I think I like it but I don't want to tell her
Right now I don't care that it's really a feller
How the hell did I get into this mishap
It's a trap
Now I kinda got a catch 22
I just got pounded by a dude
He looked so sexy as a chick
I sorta forgot about his dick
I know you'll say it makes me gay
But this is what I've got to say
Traps are in a different class
It's fine to do things to their ass
As long as the balls don't touch
Then it's not gay
At least not much
Writer(s): The English Muffins
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