Pornocchio

His name is Pornocchio He mounts chicks like he's in a rodeo He's a self-confessed vaginator And a genital exercise vindicator His sperminal velocity goes off the charts And he is the expert of female private parts Once a broad gave him toothy blowjob That almost pulled out his manly knob On another occasion he was eating a pussy And almost chocked because it was so bushy Pornocchio is also known as the cocktopus 'Cause he shags so damn good he must come with eight cocks plus He gets pussy so frequently Thus doing pubic flossing easily His penis is an inter-continental ballistic projectile Made for what's vaginal and avoiding the rectal He has a tyrannosaurus prick Making all others look like a toothpick He is specially good when he lies 'Cause his wooden thing oversizes His life is an ejaculatory inevitability And masturbation is only a recreational facility Also you shouldn't masturbate too much, even though it calms It's a fact it gives you hairy palms