Vaseline

(It's not time to masturbate Just relax, take it easy Yours is still small, that's your fault That's so far you have to grow Find an oil, take a porn If you want, use a Vaseline Look at me, mine is old But I'm fertile Mine was once like yours is now And I know that it's not easy It's precum when you've found Something cumming out But take your time, enjoy your porn Think of everything you've seen For your dick will grow tomorrow But your balls may not How can I try to explain? When I do, my cum goes again It's always been a shame Same old story From the moment I could shake It's always just precum now There's a way, and I know That I have to bang a whore I know, I have to go...) There was a virgin named Magdalene She was told to use Vaseline Thought copulating was hard And put her vagina on guard Got a bit sore from too much male entry The guy's burrito wasn't too gentle At least there was Vaseline in her crack Thus she was able to screw Jack Vaseline, Vaseline! There was this fellow homosexual Thought asses were very sensual Had to lubricate the sausage To avoid some anal blockage Others have to play it solo And strangle their own pink oboe But don't overdo on masturbation Or you may find yourself with a penile dislocation Sometimes you have to do the plumbing Before you proceed to the actual humping That's why vaseline is the best lubricant To make your genitals jubilant