Death to All But Metal

All right! Yeah! C-c-come on! Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dorks that hang out at the mall Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre They can suck each other, just because they're gay They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!" Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182 All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair They're not worth the crust on my underwear Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe? Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss? Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Kill those fucking fuckheads who program MTV They can suck my ass with all the record companies Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow They can kiss each other on their camel toe 50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal