Fat Girl

I saw her drinking beer Eating peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate And I knew she had a car She said her name was Debbie She was a friend of Jenny Craigs She had boobs like watermelons And breath like rotten eggs I know you're hungry I can see it in your eyes 'Cause you're looking at me Like I'm a side of fries I wanna take your chubby ass Back to my place And squirt my baby gravy All over your face, yeah (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more Fat girl, she can't fit through the door (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows I wanna prove to you My feelings are for real So I'm gonna buy you A million happy meals, yeah I want a chunk of that body If you'll only let me in I wanna sink my summer sausage Into that double chin, yeah (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows Fat girl is riding my jock again Fat girl is snacking on my cock again Ouch, don't bite! My friends keep telling me I must be going blind 'Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah Even though some people point and laugh at us You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again Fat girl, where does your neck begin? (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh) Thar she blows You're my fat, fat girl You know I really love you 'Cause you're my fat, fat girl Come here baby, where you going? You're a cow Come here baby I love you! I can't live without you I can't live without you Come here Come here It's like a jungle in my apartment dude Look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl