Hey how did everybody get in my room?
It's saturday another perfect day
'Til i hit the boardwalk
Headed towards the pier
Your fucking gay, fuck you outta my way
50, 000 jackoff's
All on rollerblades
Greased up dolphin shorts, wrist guards so it won't hurt your
Mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car, yeah
But until the day you learn to surf or skate
College jackoff's faggot
Sportin' oakley blades, yeah
All on rollerblades, yeah
Crash helmets to be safe
All on rollerblades, yeah
Crash helmets to be safe
Whoopie, its fun to skate
I'll do a figure eight
Watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs
Oh gee, this is fun looks like I better run
I4 guys on skateboards wanna ollie off my head, yeah
This sport is so extreme!
You roller disco queen's
Goin' to do the hustle at the roller wonderland
She blades to shrink her thigh so she can justify
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun
Neat, neat, I really think its neat
I'm stealing every chick from every skateboarder I meet
Neat, neat, I really think its neat
You stupid faggot rollerbladers!
Roller wonderland
Cum guzzlin' fruit cake
I hope you break your hands
Roller wonderland
Ya cum guzzlin' fruit cakes
I hope you break your fucking neck
You stupid roller skater
Get the FUCK outta the way
