Perfect World

If I lived in a perfect world I would spend my days lying in the sun The party never ends in a perfect world If your life has hit the skids Wave goodbye to the wife and kids I'm ready to move into a perfect world Nacho cheese and anarchy Boy that sure sounds good to me Every kind of drug is free In the new America Shoot your pistol in the air Celebrate a brand new year Living leisurely in a perfect world If I lived in a perfect world I would spend my days lying in the sun The party never ends in a perfect world If your life has hit the skids Wave goodbye to the wife and kids I'm ready to move into a perfect world Everybody's drinking Ham's Good by all you straight edge bands Sit around and get a tan in the new America When I turn on my TV Nothing but pornography No more rated "G" in a perfect world Strung Out hooker's everywhere Have a picnic feed the bears Now nobody even cares in the new America Nothing in this worlds for free 'Cause everything belongs to me No more Green Fees in a perfect world If I lived in a perfect world I would spend my days lying in the sun The party never ends in a perfect world If your life has hit the skids Wave goodbye to the wife and kids Everyone's to be a perfect world Everyone's to be in a perfect world