Its friday night I've got a date
With this vegan girl Kate
You know I really like her style, smile, style
Whoa, I love you kate but you've gone to far
You won't even sit in my brand new car
It's got reclining bucket seats
And a CD player
So what's your fucking beef?
Is it my cozy leather seats?
Is it the covers made from sheep?
OK I guess that we can walk and walk and walk and walk
What kind of guy do you think I am?
You take off your shoes when you're in Japan
I bought this outfit just for you
So what if their suede and now my jacket too
So what am to supposed to do?
I'll freeze to death and catch the flu!
Ok i'll do it just for you, for you, for you, for you
We made it out and we had an OK time
I caught Pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
She said "I'm sorry mark I hope that you pull through"
"Next time we go out please just wear some different shoes"
I tried to FUCK her and you know what happened then
She said "that condom you've got is made from a lambs skin!"
"So what's your problem!"
"So what's your problem!"
Last friday night you know I had this date
It was with this vegan girl
I think her name was Kate
If you're lookin' for some action
Or if you want to score
Just eat some bark or acorns
And she will like you more than me...
