My Welcome Mat

I got friends that love the pope

And friends that love their dope

Guess we're all just tryna find a higher place

I got friends that fit the mold

And friends that dance on poles

In my living room ain't no one out of place

My welcome mat don't care if you're white or black

Don' care if you're thin or fat, it ain't there to judge all that

My heart is an open door, don't care if you're rich or poor

Ain't the world just a big front porch anyway?

I got friends that paid for fake ones

And some happy with what God gave 'em

They can all hang out in my house any day

I got friends that love their babies

And some still single in their eighties

Yeah, we're all a little crazy but that's okay

My welcome mat don't care if you're white or black

Don't care if you got two dads, it ain't there to judge all that

My heart is an open door, don't care if you're rich or poor

Ain't the world just a big front porch anyway?

We all laugh at different jokes

And paint with different strokes

But we all look the same from ten thousand feet above

And we all need love, we all need love

So my welcome mat don't care if you're white or black

Blue, red, or republicrat, it don't give a damn 'bout that

My heart is an open door, don't care if you're rich or poor

Ain't the world just a big front porch anyway?

From my welcome mat

I got friends that love the pope

And friends that love their dope

Guess we're all just tryna find a higher place