The Five Nights at Freddy's Song (feat. Markiplier)

All the kids are filing out But I'm just showing up For my first, day at work I've always loved large animals and I'm really into robots And those are just two of the perks Look, there's Bonnie the Bunny Freddy the Bear Chika the Chicken (or is she a duck) I don't care It's the whole game Don't worry guys I'm gonna keep you safe Look at my eyes everything's gonna be OK (Uh... OK. You can stop looking into my eyes. It's getting kinda creepy.) *Ring ring! Ring ring!* (Oh, I'm getting a call. Put it on speaker.) Hello, hello Friend! Welcome to Freddy Feazbear's pizzaria. It's your first day at job And I just wanted to call up And say you are in no danger. No danger, whatsoever. Nothing bad can happen to you here. You are not gonna be killed In anyway by any of the animatronics. They are not gonna drag you away. They are not gonna stuff you in Freddy Feazbear suit. Your eyes are not gonna explode... (Uh, excuse me. If I may, uh, jump in. A part about "killing me" Could you clearify that?) I'm sorry this is a pre-recorded message. You can't ask me any questions. Anyways, this is all a whole bunch of elaborate story To basically set up a game That's just gonna jumpscare you Over and over again So the whole world can see What a man-baby you are And scream like a little girl. Also you should probably Close that door. Chika's in the window Bonnie's leaning in Judging by that camera Freddy's not my friend They don't look so happy But nothing can go wrong If I keep both of these doors down And all of the lights on (The power's gone) Five nights at Freddy's Getting $120 a week And they're not even responsible for dismemberment or injuries I only need one night to know That I don't want night two Or have my body mangled, crushed and stuffed inside a Freddy Fazbear suit I'm not working Five Nights at Freddy's I'm quitting this job Who wants minimal wage To get murdered by a robot mob I only need one night to know That I don't want night two Or have my eyes protrude out of the eyeholes of a animatronic suit. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!