I'm Taken

All you ladies of the night Stop buzzing my phone I'm a happily married man So just leave me alone You're never gonna do me You're never gonna screw me You're never gonna get a chance to really stick it to me I'm taken And you're shakin, shakin, shakin I'm taken And you're achin, achin, achin I won't be makin love To no one but my wife So keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass Ya keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss No no nooooo Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss No no no no no no no Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss No no, hell no, no way Last May I met a girl Who was a chubby chaser She chased me all the way up the California coast And then I met her friend Who was a chuckle fucker I thank the dear lord she didn't laugh at my jokes, cuz I'm taken And you're quakin, quakin, quakin I'm taken And you're breakin, breakin, breakin I won't be makin love To no one but my wife So keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass Ya keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass I hate to break it to ya, hun But yer not gettin me in bed Unless you're the one I've already wed Apologies, Christie Brinkley I'm so sorry, Gigi Hadid, but I'm taken And you're bakin, bakin, bakin I'm taken And you're forsaken, saken, saken I won't be makin love To no one but my wife So keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass Ya keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass Ya keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass Ya keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass Ya keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass Ya keep your mitts off my ass Ya keep your dirty filthy mitts off my tight little ass